No Pain, No Game

Jumping on dating apps is pretty much the go to for any recent singleton, I was no exception. I couldn’t wait to see what was available to me. I felt like I’d been handed a gift, albeit a shitty one served in a turd stained app called Tinder. I was desperate to turn guys down… Continue reading No Pain, No Game

First Impressions

Thinking of an opening line can be really scary, especially when it's to a new potential beau. A simple 'Hi, how are you' just won't suffice these days. You need to stand out amongst the thousands of other suitors and what better way than with a killer one-liner. I have compiled a collection of my… Continue reading First Impressions